Google is not my friend.

First, it's debutante balls.

Now, if you Google "staying in on Friday night," I am the 9th result.

Hello, Google? I write poems and teach freshman english. Can you find me when someone searches that?

strange...

If you google "Akron Debutante Ball 2006," my blog is the 10th result. Cool. Too bad if you google poems or teaching, I'm about one million and tenth.