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I was just reading this blog, which I've never read before, and found this survey. I like it, so I'm going to fill it out. Besides, I've accomplished exactly nothing since I got home from class, and doing this will at least get me typing.

• My uncle once: umm...I can't think of an answer for this one. This is not starting well.
• Never in my life: will I eat liver, sushi, or mushrooms on purpose.
• When I was five: I believed I could make it rain.
• High school was: somewhat torturous, but great fodder for poems.
• I will never forget: the day of my mother's lung transplant.
• Once I met: Al Gore.
• Once at a bar: I wrote a terrible poem on a paper towel from the bathroom.
• By noon I’m usually: starting to be productive.
• Last night: I worked on my manuscript for the first time in a long time.
• If I only had: the power of teleportation...
• Next time I go to church: I will probably cry my eyes out.
• What worries me most: is that people will only see the worst in me.
• If I were a character in Shakespeare: I would have an amazing wardrobe.
• I have a hard time understanding: philosophy, and people who like it. (Love you, bf)
• You know I like you if: I overshare. It makes me feel close if you know my secrets.
• Take my advice, never: write an email when you're drunk.
• My ideal breakfast is: mom's waffles with bacon cooked inside.
• If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: bring a camera and a picnic basket.
• Why won’t people: respect my personal space (especially on the el)?
• The world could do without: girls wearing leggings instead of pants.
• I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: do a shot of whiskey.
• My favorite blonds are: babies.
• If I do anything well, it’s: obsess.
• And, by the way: I'm glad things are getting back to normal.